Running with Charlie

I am dog sitting my daughter's dog this week.  Today at lunch I took Charlie for a short easy run in the subdivision.  Here is how Charlie runs:

Run, run, run, sniff, pee, run, run, run, run, sniff, sniff, run, run, pee, run, run, run, oh a fire hydrant, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, pee, run, run, run, poop, run, run, run, run, this bush smells good, run, run, run, puk, lay down and refuse to move, puk, again, refuse to move, walk home.

Needless to say I did not get much of a run in.  Note to self - take Charlie for walks and leave him home for runs.